I Yam What I Yam


Atop a hill lays an altar, and a path of torches light the way. However, a door blocks the way. What is past the door, it is the Yam worshippers.

After taking a Histoplasma Mushroom and enter at night, atop a circle of Downers begin to tell the world "I yam what I yam". A man plays the bongos until, OH NO he has fainted. It is up to you to begin to play the bongos.

While everyone is doing the conga, you are then prompted to take the Holy Yam and Book of yam however upon doing so Arthur the yam speaks and Arthur is transported onto a holy land of yam. The Holy Yam offers you 1 of 3 gifts. Arthur can choose the Stamina of a wolf, sturdiness of a horse or the vitality of the dog.

At the end of the quest, you are given the formula to [[phytosteroid]]


  • Go up the gate
  • Go up the hill
  • Observe the Mass of the sacred yam
  • play drums
  • take the book of yam
  • take the sacred yam


Thay seem like such nice people, like when mum and dad and Percy and I went to Easter Sunday at's. I have the strangest feeling something's going to happen/ Soon/ Ish. I wonder what goes on up there?

The drummer fainted! Won't someone take his place? Why are they all staring at me? Oh, Dear.

I am absolute rubbish on the bongos, aren't I? I could grab that book. Maybe it explains about the phytosterols. I wonder how Father McCarthey would feel about me stealing a holy book if it was filled with insane pagan rubbish?

Those phytosteroids sound fantastic. I could really take their silly yam and try to make some. I'm not sure their religion is really helping them survive out here.

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